In between the second and the third column, you can see the magical line that explains it all:
Dunning-Kruger | Deep inside, you think that you are smarter than everybody else | You know for a fact that lots of people are smarter than you |
politics | You are a nationalist | You are an internationalist |
About nationality | You generally prefer people of your own nationality | You generally prefer people of your own or similar professions |
Immigration | You see immigrants as a threat | You generally don’t care but you believe that there are also interesting immigrants |
Politics | You are getting more statist with the day | You are becoming more libertarian with the day |
Government | The government must protect you from competition | The government must stop protecting hopeless cases from competition because it only makes them more hopeless |
Knowledge | You think that you know everything there is to know | You know that there is much more to know than the little you know |
Things you don’t know | You dismiss everything you don’t know or understand as unimportant | You are attracted by things you don’t know or don’t understand |
Subjects | You know nothing about the subject but you certainly still know better | You like to listen and learn |
Learning | You don’t need to learn, because you know everything already | You learn pretty much all of the time |
Girls | When you were young, the girls kind of liked you, but now not anymore | When you were young the girls ignored you but now they run after you |
Credentialism | You may not have one, but you think that degrees are very important | You probably have one, but you could not care less about anybody else’s degrees |
Degrees | You strongly believe that people with degrees should make more money | You know quite a few poor people with degrees who probably still make too much money for what they do |
Crisis | In the slightest economic downturn, you lose everything | You don’t remember the last economic downturn |
Salaries | For your job, local salaries are very different around the world | Wherever you go, people doing what you are doing, make pretty much the same |
Future outlook | You are continuously afraid of losing your job | You never worry about that kind of things |
Applying | You always have to apply and you usually get rejected | You get asked quite often but you are already too busy |
CV | They ask you for your CV | They know your CV |
Adversity | You blame others | You blame yourself |
Money | You live from paycheck to paycheck and you cannot save anything | You are sitting on savings that would allow you to carry on for years |
Debt | You badly need payday loans | You may have a mortgage but that is only for tax reasons |
Games | If you cannot win, you start cheating | You congratulate the winner |
Envy | You envy and therefore hate people in the other column | You feel sorry for people in the other column |
Racism | You are racist and even supremacist and you feel superior as you always keep pointing to the achievements of people of your own race but from the other column | You get along with other races, no problem; it does not make any difference to you |
Attitude | You easily attack or insult other people | You are generally polite |
Religion | You insult other people’s religion | You see the value in family life and the fact that religion encourages it |
Islam | You are afraid of Islam | You see Islam as something quite similar to Christianity |
Parents | You only have a single mother and no father whose name you may not have been told | Your parents are probably still married |
Siblings | If you have brothers and sisters, they are all from different fathers | You get along quite well with your siblings |
Women | You are attracted to women who dress like prostitutes; they possibly even are. | You are attracted to women who can at least eat with fork and knife |
Life | You think that life is unfair | You enjoy life |
Power | If you have even only a little power — you probably don’t — you will abuse it | It is in your nature that you desire to be fair to other people |
Conclusion | You are the archetypical loser | You are the archetypical winner |